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Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.
Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!
Her mouth was overflowing with cream of dick'n soup.
soup dog kelsey is a amazing person and a very good friend 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺‼️ i hope this postes i’ve made like 10
you: “i don’t follow soup dog kelsey”
me: “go follow her now she’s better then you🙄☝🏼“
when your getting head and bout to bust but then her head gets chopped off and you bust at the same time so she starts bleeding out the mouth and its mixed with your cum.
Yo bro I made some tomato-cream soup this morning
when someone sticks their nose in their partner's asshole as they are farting and defecating, it results in the smeller puking on that dirty asshole and then starting to lick it.
person 1 : Jack's asshole was so dirty after the Idaho chocolate soup
person 2 : you need therapy
Porn that stars actresses who clearly aren't having any of it. The ones that act like they like what's going on, but really are hating it. It's like your going to a soup kitchen and getting free porn as a handout. None of that classy high roller porn!
Jamie: "This girl is looking like she's fighting back from gagging...or just trying to make enough money for a sandwich"
Steve: "Yeah, she is not liking that position at all!"
Jamie "Um, Steve...where did you find this soup kitchen porn?"
To have the temperature and humidity so high that you sweat enough in the nether regions to make soup broth.
Geez Thom, it's so hot today that I'm able to make ball sweat soup, from my ball sweat...