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A time-tested aphrodisiac that increases libido in men and women, and improves erectile function in men. Known also as Epimedium or Yin Yang Huo, horny goat weed was first described in ancient classical Chinese medicinal texts.
This horny goat weed is helping me shoot more semen when I ejaculate.
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A feeling of unsatisfaction due to the lack of good weed. Coined by Bone Thugs and Harmony.
Dealer: What you need, homie?
Homie: I need a dub of tha chronic yo...
Dealer: All I got is stress...
Homie: Damn, I got the bad weed blues...
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A variation on "Smoke Weed Everyday", originally from the rap single "The Next Episode" (released 2000) by hip hop artists Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg.
The catch phrase, as well as its many variations, is used in many image macros, remixes and youtube videos.
I'm not smoking any more, but I ain't smoking any less. smoke weed errday
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Marijuana given to the driver of a car-load of stoners who have no vehicles of their own as payment for gas instead of actual money.
"Hey dude, instead of me giving you 10 dollars for gas, can I just throw you ten dollars worth of gas weed to take my friend home who smokes too much weed to own or operate any sort of heavy machine?"
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Don't say too much unnecessary things.
Stay out of the weeds. Frankly, people don't care about the years, the names, the dates. All those details you're struggling to come up with in your mind - they don't care.
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An adventure you have while high. Pineapple Express, Cheech and Chong, Harold And Kumar are examples of this
Hey Vince your not going to believe what happened me and alex were on a wacky weed adventure!
Is general caused from neglect and faliure to properly clean either the bathroom floor, bath tub, or sink thus causing the hair to mangel together forming a pubic tumble weed
When I open the door to Eli's bathroom the waft of air generated from the door cause the pubic tumble weeds to dance frantically among the floor.
There where so many pubic tumble weeds in my grandmothers bathroom floor she made a wing from them.
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