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when your jerking off laying down and you nut straight into the air and preform a 180 and catch it in the butthole
oh my gawd did you see that video of easton preform the tony cock in his moms bed
A man that sinks 10 cold ones a night on weekdays. Easy way to see if you have a tony chauncey in your workplace is by watching him smoke his vape you will see his hands shaking more and more as he gets closer to his mouth, this is due to the excessive amount of alcohol he drinks on weekends therefore when he comes to work on a Monday he is well and truly coming down from the clouds. A Tony Chauncey is also a consistent whistler while many suggest this is due to a fantasy of sucking dick. A tony chauncey also screams and shouts out irrelevant shit that pisses cunts off. But all in all a tony Chauncey isnt that bad of a bloke, he is a caring kind hearted man that enjoys time listening to AC/DC and pink Floyd.
“ hey Macca what’s that tony chauncey like driving a forklift”
“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”
Imagine reading this Tony u gay fag ur probably building a mincraft mushroom
Amazing, funny, extremely flirtatious, nice, perfect body, almost always in a good mood. Tony is the best boyfriend. He is very attractive to all girls. Tony's are good at cheering people up and making them feel better. A Tony is confusing at some points. He will tell you he loves you, and then go to flirt with someone else. You will never find anyone who cares about you more, though.
Damn, that guy is amazing. He know's just what to say!" "What's his name?!" "Tony Jiminez." "I KNEW it. No wonder he sounds so perfect.
When someone called Tony cannot find something that is clearly easy to find, even by someone who is blind.
Gee whizz Tony, it's bloody right there in front of you. Stop taking a Tony Look you lazy bugger.
When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.
"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)