when you get very drunk then end up gettin high at the same time
Me and my buddies went to the bar last night and got a double touch. I'm going through a hangover, but it was worth it!
I thought school shootings were an INCEL thing 🤔 Hmmm.... I mean... That's not what I said. I said it was constantly being demonized and mocked.
Hym "The guy who is literally fucking the female version of me was talking shit so I'm going to outline the chronology of events. You motherfuckers stuck your finger in my face and twirled it around while saying 'I'm NoT tOuChInG yOu! I'm NoT tOuChInG yOuUuUu!' And then I popped you in the mouth by saying 'And I'm not threatening your kids motherfucker. I'm not going to come in here with a stolen shotgun. I'm not raising an army of hammer clowns' and what did you do? You stuck your finger right back in my face. And what would have happened if I had done something other than this? Huh? You would have said 'Well, clearly I played no role in that. I mean, yeah, he said he would do a thing if I didn't stop but I didn't think he would actually do it! It's not my fault I kept doing the thing I was told would get my kids killed!' I mean seriously. If I told you not to eat something because I KNEW IT WOULD KILL YOU and YOU TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF, WHOSE FAULT WOULD IT BE THAT YOU DIED? YOURS MOTHERFUCKER."
Might be taken as going to tickle you or as worse as im going to brutally molest rape allat you (your not safe)
Ultra alpha chad sigma cool dud: im finna touch you lil bro
Incel:😰
When a person is so good its hard to believe and nobody can compare to them no matter how hard they try. Basically means "You'll never be as good as me." or when you cant touch someone, whether that be physically, emotionally, spiritually, and/or mentally. In general just means someone is THAT bitch/or nigga.
example:
Person 1- "You cant touch me!'
Person 2- *shakes head* "you right..."
Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.
Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''
We use this expression in video games
Exemple of Never touch grass :
Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*
Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha
Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care
*Sweat fell into the void*
Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ
*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)
A player with a first touch in Football(Soccer) that is so horrid that it goes immediately to the opposite team or out of bounds.
I gave Gino the perfect through ball and he just had to show off his Rapist Touch and fuck it all up.
When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch
Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus