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A word used to tell someone they are as ugly as a baby and a good word for when your angry at someone.
Often used in sentences like:
“Give me back my wife you turd face!”
A turd bug is any insect that is immediately attracted to the source of the smell and consistency of feces.
This is especially true when the originator of the feces has eaten something that is home cooked and greasy, or so overly seasoned that when the consumer voids the material out of their system the odor is suffocating.
Turd bugs are a secondary consumer of food products and are vital to composting and ongoing life cycles.
After Darnell took a shit in the bathroom the turd bugs were buzzing around the stall and trying to break through the screen ventilation windows just to get a taste of that...
Every time Chuck takes a dump, the turd bugs magically turn out to join in the celebration.
When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.
Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?
No. Im baking a turd right now.
when you eat so much treacle, or honey that your turd turns stringy.
oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd
Somebody with good intentions that engages in "piece of shit" like activities, despite the fact that they're genuinely a good person;
Which one of you turd nuggets drank my last god damn beer?
" " fucked my old lady.....again?
" " plugged up my toilet?
" " pissed in the kitchen sink?
Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."
Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.
Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.
My "turd holster" is fully loaded.