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A recording of an individual evacuating their bowels, sent to someone else
Jibs sent Old Roy turd notes everyday for a week, some were exceptionally sloppy
To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.
Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?
The back passage, referring to the destination where the faeces exit the body. Usually referred to as an asshole, anus and shitter.
Oh, Megan really let loose from her turd tunnel after that large meal from Nandos.
A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
the recurring feeling that you have to take a dump, some what similar to man contractions.
I was prarie dogging all the way home from work, I was having terrible turd surges.
A "Turd Burgler" is someone who acquires pooh to be used in some S&M practices, most notably the practice known as "The Huey Bar", all very secret of course but ther you go. This is the truth, it is not a homophobic slander at all.
Where the hell did you get that shit? Are you some kind of Turd Burgler?
a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.
“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”