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Someone that always Snapchats a video with a long time duration.
I told Evelyn "stop being a snapping turtle on Snapchat".
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another name for anuncircumcised penis
My turtle head comes out only when not provoked
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When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.
Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!
The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
Extremely small penis caused by excessive fat in the pubic/groin area. Penis can shrink back into the scrotum and totally disappear, like a turtle's head.
Since I've put on all this weight I've developed a turtle's head dick! Every time I look down at it the head sucks back into my scotum. Poof! Out of sight!
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A sex move. To wit: You get down on your back, and you spin around. Then you take your "bow staff" and you stick it in the other guy's asshole.
And then you eat pizza.
Things were getting kind of stale between Nick and Aaron, so Aaron decided to break out the Reverse Ninja Turtle and it was like it was the first time again.
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Want to do some ninja turtle sex?
Sure, let me get my backpack!
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