Syracuse Soggy Waffle

An amazing stunt if you are able to pull it off. You need stealth and suprise. You finish shoot a load on your partners face. While the load is fresh you pull out a tennis racket and whack him/her in the face with it. Creating a "grid" or waffle look on the facial region, the come will drip through the new indents, and you have the soggy waffle.

That girl has a poor attitude, she could use a Syracuse soggy waffle.

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belgian waffle maker

to squat over someone (male or female) and hover the ass hole over their face,shit, and then sit down and fart on the persons face. *"greasing" the pan is an additional measure that includes pissing on the persons face before beginning the process previously mentioned.

Hey bra, did you pull the belgian waffle maker on that blonde chick?

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Flamming Twat Waffle

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.

Porter your such a flamming twat waffle!

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Waffles n Beans

When Something Is Good, Top Quality

"Das Waffles n Beans Blud!"

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Blue waffle

Blue waffles is a sex disease we're your dick or pussy has these blue bumps it's like herpes but worse it looks like blue cheese #have fun eating waffles

Girl/before we have sex I got dat BW
Boy/what is bw
Girl/it's DAT blue cheese (blue waffle)
Boy/OH I LOVE BLUE CHEESE MAN I'M EATING DAT BW
Girl/oh OK have at it pulls Dow her pants

Boy/OH FUCK THAT SHIT IT'S ALL OVER YOUR PUSSY THAT BLUE CHEESE I'M NOT EATING DAT

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Waffle Stomp

To crush an unopened horizontal beer can on the ground with foot, causing the alcohol to blast into anothers mouth/face/ENTIRE BODY

Hey Erik...Would you like to waffle stomp a beer?

Of Course Kyle, The indy 500 is a wonderful place to demonstrate a successful waffle stomp.

Oh Erik...Do you mind if I video tape this waffle stomp on my camcorder so we can re-view it in super slow-mo at my house repeatly at a later date?

No Drew...I think that this world needs to know what a waffle stomp is. Also, I think that it will be quite funny.

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German Waffle Press

When a girl is holding on to a ceiling fan while its turned on and the guy is holding himself up by her waist and keeps pulling himself up to have sex.

{fan}{German Waffle Press}

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