Wet Leg

When someone sneezes with such protrusive, explosive force, that the snot flys onto somebody elses leg.

Boy1 - *Sneezes Violently*

Boy2 - "Damn dude you just gave me a wet leg!"

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Wet Burrito

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.

After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.

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Wet Veronica

after a guy/girl is done giving head and the cum is in her/his throat it is spat back at the shooters testicle's

my ball were so salty after that wet veronica you gave me that i had to bleach them with a bag of noXema for an hour and a half

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Wet blanket

Tom stretch. The un-evolved form of "Dity Mop". Someone who is perpetually both greasy and emotionally smothering.

God I fucking hat that guy Tom Stretch. Who? Oh, you must mean Wet Blanket.

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wet clit

code for a no-huddle offense

quarterback: "WET CLIT! WET CLIT!"
wide receiver: "dude, why the fuck are you yelling wet clit?!"
quarterback: "its a no-huddle DUMBSHIT!"

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wet jets

to have diaherria

the mexican food was so hot it gave me the wet jets!

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wet brick

A thing, person, or situation which is completely useless or pointless; the epitome of uselessness.

That guy is about as photogenic as a wet brick.

Sarah dances like a wet brick.

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