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the whale

the whale. it's pretty self-explanatory. a very stinky boy. has his days where he smalls like mouldy cheese. the whale.

can you smell that? the whale is nearby.

by pakernham October 4, 2022


The whale

Girl with more weights than a gym, always wants to get laid and loves noshing off guys

Always 1st at the BBQ line and drinks vodka and diet coke

"is that Hayley from school? She is The whale now"

"Yeah I heard Phill got drunk last night and she noshed him off"

by Nosher little August 15, 2022


Blue Whale

The biggest animal in the world.

Woah, that Blue Whale is HUGEEE!!!

by fgyhuijokpjhgfchjkl August 6, 2022


Blue Whale

A creepy weird guy who makes innocent people do a challenge that leads them into committing suicide. Over social media. His profile looks like s creepy version of goofy.

Blue Whale is a bad challenge you should never do it.

by MooKa UwU July 20, 2020


Blue whale

Blue Whales are the moast streamline animal in the water (this is a scientificly proven fact). Despite there size the ridges along there sides offer maximum efficiency and there fore make them extre streamline they can cruse at speeds of 30kmh and have been recorded to travel 50kmh

Person 1 "Hey did you know what the moast streamline animal in the sea."

Person 2 "what."

Person 1 "the blue whale"

Person 2 "No way that's amazing."

by Professor Goodwin August 27, 2021


tactical whale

A girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their Social Network account that hide how fucking huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. Done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera.

Guy 1: Did you meet up with that girl from Facebook the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it was a disaster, she looked nothing like her pictures, she was HUGE!
Guy 1: Ah, a tactical whale, a horrible trick.

by northwestlad October 7, 2015


Tactical Whale

A strategically placed or launched whale (typically launched by trebuchet) at the base of a wall, castle, or building that given at least a month, will strategically explode. Not dissimilar to a Trojan horse.

It's time to deploy the tactical whale.
I identify as a tactical whale.

by Capybaara September 17, 2021