Nigga what?

A figurative statement in which the person is either confused or unfamiliar with another guy’s statement.

Guy1: I had sex with my girl last night. But she kept barking so loud I had to put a leash on her.....

Me: nigga what?

Guy1: what’s poppin hot cherry? Have you heard about the dude that went awol? His pants ass was smeared all over my wall!!

Me: nigga what?...

Guy1: my balls just dropped. I hope I don’t offend anyone

Me: nigga what?

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what bro

A classic phrase commonly used by people named Kyle or Nikhil, usually indicating a reacting to a question that they do not wish to answer.

Aidan : Why are you so fucking Indian
Nikhil : What bro

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What Part

What part of this don't you understand? or Don't you get it?

Jen:Get the fuck away from me.
Brad: *just stands there*
Jen: um....go away dick, what part?

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What an asshole...

1. In the context of a conversation:
a)A way of commenting that a third party is an asshole
b)An under-the-breath muttering in response to some offense, essentially a roundabout way of calling the offender an "asshole." Can be used seriously or for humor.
2. In the context of a single party speaking: A way of recognizing that the previous comments made were insensitive.

Allan:...and then Kareem punched me in the balls
Nish: what an asshole...

Kareem: Oh shit, I just spilled coffee on your laptop
Allan: What an asshole...

Kareem: Your relationship is doomed to fail
Vaishnavi: What an asshole...

Kareem: I'm sorry.. I couldn't hold it in...
Natsuki: What an asshole...

Kareem: ...but then I slapped her. What an asshole.

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What is Air?

A phrase Tumblr users write to people on Omegle. Most people on Omegle disconnect when they see this unless they are also a Tumblr user.

Stranger: Hey
You: What is Air??!?
*Your conversational partner has disconnected*

-or-

Stranger: Hey
You: What is Air?

Stranger: Example.tumblr.com
You: Example2.tumblr.com

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What's the diddio?

phrase used by the coolest of cool people, to request a summary of what's happening/ what's going on. Can also be used as an introductory phrase or a conversation initiator. May be shortened to simply "diddio?" when pressed for time.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's the diddio?"

Guy 2: " Not much"

Guy 1: " What's the diddio with that?"

Guy 2: " shittty buz"

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What the WTF?

A much better way of saying things like WTF (What the WTF?), BTW (By the BTW), TMI (Too much TMI), or FYI (For Your FYI). Used when someone wants to make an emphatic point, or sound like a moron.

Kate was like, "I don't think we should see one another anymore," so I was like, "What the WTF? By the BTW, For your FYI, I've been seeing someone else, but I guess that's probably Too much TMI."

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