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Willy Mo Pena is the most awesomenest player of baseball ever. He is from the country of Korea and he plays CF for the BoSox of Boston, Mass.
Willy Mo Pena is f*cking sweet dewd. I'm so glad that the Red Sox traded Bronson Arroyo to get him. Wicked broseph.
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The Ultimate Wet Willy can be attained by a group of guys only. The Ultimate Wet WIlly involves each of the guys jerking off and then all of the semon is put into a sleeping person's ear.
Bob was the first to fall asleep at the sleep over, so the other guys decided to gay out and give him an ultimate wet willy/
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This is when a person engaged in an eating competition starts enjoying food they are eating, and their body slows down to savor the flavor, causing them to eat slower, and lose the competition.
Bob: Bill, Crazy Legs is really starting to slow down with the donuts here. What do you think is happening?
Bill: Well Bob, it looks like the willy wonka affect is kicking in. He's enjoying the food instead of seeing it as a barrier. There's no way he is going to break this record today.
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It’s a stupid little urban legend from Iowa.
Legend - Wapsi Willy a clown that raped and killed little boys in Iowa.
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When a man is lying on his back while the woman is jerking him off in the dark, as he's about to shoot his load, he leans up and she (intentionally or unintentionally) aims his "one-eyed peg leg" at his eye. When the cum hits his eye, he grabs it, and yells, ARRRRRRGGHHHHH....
I thought that I would be mad that my old lady gave me a one-eyed willy last night, but after measuring the distance..."I'M THE MAN!!!!!"
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A nickname for a person who's name is william and always acts like without much thouhgh to things.
"You silly billy willy what are you doing there feller thats stuipid of you.
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inserting a condom covered in spermacide into someone's ear. Step 1) find a victim step 2) obtain condom step 3) cover outside of condom in spermacide step 4) place condom over a finger step 5) stick it in someone's ear 6) sneak around to thier other side and stick it into their other ear
Eric was sitting there talking about llamas when snuck up and gave him a safe wet-willy in one ear. While he was contemplating the spermacide in his left ear, I got his right.
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