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Three Bean Salad

During the act of annalingus the receiving party farts into the mouth of the person performing.

Eating beans can enhance the flavor, frequency and strength.

Taco Bell is the best fuel for a three bean salad.

by Taco Lion October 11, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Three Little Birds

The actual lyrics to three little birds, often sung when drunk at parties

Three little birds sitting in a tree-ee-ee, and they go tweet tweet tweet

Three little birds sitting on a branch, one fell off, and one sh*t his pants

by VladVash October 13, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


hornier then a three peckered goat

The ultimate of being horny.

Im walking a lil funny this morning girls, because my husband was hornier then a three peckered goat last night.

by canadarocks October 26, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Three Stars High

Three is such a low number, but when you think about it, that's pretty damn high.

Man, last week we were three stars high every single day.

by SolemnArmy August 22, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arkansas three-way

A group sex act involving three people, two of which are family members

I finally talked my girlfriend and her smokin' hot twin sister into an Arkansas three-way!

by ScottyByNature August 18, 2016

1๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beast with three backs

The performance of a threesome involving a woman, a bisexual man, and a homosexual man...

John: How'd it go last night with Mike and Michelle?

Dave: We did the Beast with three backs...

John: UGGH!! too much info.

by Big Gay Tony Smith November 23, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Horny three of the anime community

(THE INFORMATION MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE. ALSO, I AM A FORMER ANIME FAN)
are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..

The Body Pillow Community

Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?

The Lolicons (pedophiles)

They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?

The hentai Community

Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them

I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"

So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.

and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.

Excuses of The Horny three of the anime community

"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.

"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".

by Lictionary August 21, 2022