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A lap-legged ho is a person having the tendency to wrap their legs around any person, place, or thing. And have the capability of fitting anything between their legs. A magical ho.
"Bernard, stop being a lap-legged ho and get that from between your legs."
slang The Sapphire Salute - A very dry martini made from equal amounts of Bombay Sapphire Gin and Absolut Citron Vodka. Served up very cold, with a twist of lime.
When Mary took her first sip of the much anticipated offering, her spine tingled and she smiled saying, "Oh, this is smooth, a real liquid leg splitter."
1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.
BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!
Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!
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When your about to have sex with a girl, and she untucks her penis from under her ass.
After a drunken night at the club, i brought brooke home and she gave me a three-legged suprise.
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during the Climax of a Blowjob, you cum in her left eye and Kick her as hard as you can in the right leg. Causing her to Jump on one leg covering her eye yelling "AARRGG" like a pirate.
After giving that hoe a one legged pirate I told her to get her ass back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich
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Having the bruce lee legs is when wake up in random places! with no recollection.
Hey donny, i had the bruce lee legs and woke up in ya bed!
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One who will not allow other to progress. He will not do any progress. However, he will criticise someone's efforts with negation and criticism.
My boss is not not competant to to run the office effectively. He is not allowing me to talk to peers and higher-ups for constuctive activities. My boss is leg puller.
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