no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

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It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

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first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

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Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

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Woman-phobic

A person who is like Andrew Tate.

Michael: "Dude, what is a Woman-phobic even?"
Andrew: "I HATE WOMAN!"
Woman: "Hello!"
Andrew: "Hello M'Lady are you a woman?"
Woman: "Yes"
Andrew: *takes out a whip and starts beating her* "Go to the kitchen NOW!!!!"

National Woman Beer Day

NATIONAL WOMAN BEER DAY. January 10th (or everyday why not) woman beer is like idfk like fruity drink but not a cocktail yk? like a smirnoff ice or like pink lemonade jack daniel. woman beer. only women can drink woman beer save the nasty shit for men.

friend #1: i am SO thirsty but beer taste like hot steamy piss, cocktails are WAY too strong
friend #2: sounds like you need a nice tall cold WOMAN BEER.
friend#1: that sounds great!!! I heard today is National Woman Beer Day too!
friend #2: YURP! today we drink all the woman beer we can, happy woman beer day everyone and to all a goodnight.

National Woman Beer Day

celebrated the second friday of january, DRINK A WOMAN BEER. only women can have woman beer, woman beer is like not beer but not a cocktail yk. like smirnoff ice something fruity. if you like real beer youre nasty as hell. piss drinkers. To celebrate sing America the Beautiful and drink everytime a word that starts with “A” is sung. If you are a man you cannot participate in this holiday unless given permission.

friend #1: GAH I AM THIRSTY!!!!! WHAT DAY IS IT???!?!?
friend #2: GOOD FOR YOU! it’s National Woman Beer Day, here’s a pink lemonade jack daniel’s!
friend #1 and #2 then sing America the Beautiful together with woman beers in hand.