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no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

he's a fucking warrior

did you hear what happened to joe
I know he's a fucking hero no man, woman, pint or lorry can defeat him.

by 420coolgirl69 November 24, 2019

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It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2005

11๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman

one of the most famous lines from scarface, the greatest movie of all time. Said by- who else?- Tony Montana.

"In this country,first you get the money, then you get the power,THEN you get the woman."

by Adrian November 13, 2004

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Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa

The single worst thing you can ever say to a human male.

Jimmy: Fuck your your dad lesbian
Tommy: Your dad-pa smells-pa like-pa a-pa woman-pa
Jimmy: *spontaneously combusts, entire bloodline ceases to exist

by Cockassmcgee March 27, 2018

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ARE YOU STUPID WOMAN?!

Little Mix's ex-member Jesy Nelson once said to Little Mix member Perrie Edwards "ARE YOU STUPID WOMAN" because Perrie couldn't get what Jesy drew, which was fish and chips, and thought it was fish and noodles because they were in Japan at that time.

Jesy Nelson: What is this? *Points At Drawing*
Perrie Edwards: uh.. FISH AND NOODLES *Timer Goes Off*
Jesy Nelson: ARE YOU STUPID WOMAN?!

by DCDAMI May 18, 2021


the womanizer effect

a pavlovian response to the post-chorus of britney spears' "womanizer" as a result of several "fancams" with said portion of song playing over visuals of a celebrity, generally posted on popular social media platform Twitter. sufferers report finding the subjects of said "fancams" more attractive with the audio, as well as arousal at the mere audio with no further visual.

i think i suffer from the womanizer effect. every time i hear that part of the song, i involuntarily drool.

by NyckelsFan27 September 24, 2020


Woman (Men)

They're traps and men.
Mostly fake lolies that edp likes to watch.

Yo you heard shes a Woman (Men)?

Bro, no way, is she like Jeralyn?

by tecclol June 1, 2022