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Asian nicknames, Nickname given to a hot girl of Mexican or Puerto Rican origin, Asian nickname for your Spanish female friend
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The Asian Grading scale is the scale Asian parents use to se how good their kids are doing.
Normal Kids Grading Scale:
A: Awesome
B: Good
C: Ok
D: Below Average
F: At least you tried
Asian Kids Grading Scale
A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family
Asian: Oh no, I got D in Biology, according to the "Asian Grading Scale" I need to stay on the streets.
Other kid: Stay at my house.
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To stick one’s finger in Barret’s sphincter
We need two Asian towel taxis and one Barret hole. Sounds like a good time
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the sexual selective disadvantage imbued upon all asian males who live in the known Universe, which renders them qrotesque and revolting to all but the ugliest white women, some of whom may eventually fuck them because it ends becoming a choice between them or a turtle.
A number of movies star Jackie Chan because his asian male handicap allows for hilarious juxtapositions of him with white men, who always get the hot white girls.
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When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.
"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."
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A person gives you a blowjob. When you ehaculate the person must have the semen stashed in thier cheeks. Swiftly karate chop both cheeks while screaming hy-ya. The reciever of the leathel karate chops will then spew semen over your testies, hence they look like asian rice cakes.
Pepe was getting a blowjob from lamour cok, when he ejaculated into her mouth. In a high pitched scream of hy-ya he karate chopped Lamoures cheeks, his man love then sputtered out of her mouth and onto his testicles. Lamour notices and says "I luh- uve those asian rice cakes."
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A non-asian person who is friends with a lot of asian people, usually a white person.
Also a non-asian who wishes they were asian, reads a lot of manga, and is a nerd.
Girl- Oh hey there is that Laura girl why is she always surrounded by asians?
Friend- She is their adopted asian, I swear she was born the wrong race.
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