ups and downs

A mix of the good and bad things that happen in any situation or relationship.

"Working here has its ups and downs, but I'm not leaving unless I find something better."

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Calm Up

Said to a person who isn't as excited/energetic as they should be.

Usually used in retaliation when being told to calm down. You're not going to calm down, they're going to calm the fuck up.

Person 1: HELL YEAH THE NEW CALL OF DUTY CAME OUT TODAY!

Person 2: Dude, calm down.

Person 1: SHIT MAN YOU NEED TO CALM UP!

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fucked up

something that's messed up, or something that didn't go right

That's really fucked up!
You completely fucked up this time!

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up the ass

A form of saying you have so much of something, you literally have to say "up the ass." When using "up the ass" pronounce "the" as "thee".

Jeff has baseball cards up the ass.

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Gassed up

Gassed up is being full of yourself

Me:Jim your acting really gassed up
Jim:i know that

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oiled up

To become "well lubricated" consuming alcoholic beverages. To get boozey.

I like to drink a few Miller Lites, get oiled up, and crank up my favorite classic rock jams.

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marx it up

to divide something evenly among people. Taken from Karl Marx.

Joe: "Dude, want some of this sandwich?"
Bob: "Sure man, Marx it up!"

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