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When you get a headshot with an RPG in Call of Duty Modern Warfare.
Check the killcam I just gave that chump the breath of life.
When you're on top of a bitch choking her during sex, then just as her eyes start to cross and she's fading.. You release your grip and as she gasps for a breath of air, you gutturally belch into her face. Then you tighten your grip again to close it off in her lungs so she can't exhale it.
I couldn't get off, so I told her to roll over and gave her the Breath of Life. Best nut of my life.
Some of the devils lettuce that is fuckin good
I just 4/20ed 20g of cake breath
what i call people with abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have an abscess.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the Versailles Of Breath The.
When dumpsty has had her fair share of Michelob ultras and her pungent breath reeks like a dumpster she is
When dumpsty tried to seduce me, her Michelob breath made my dick shrink and not want to touch her.
What i call humans with perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Hey...do you have a perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Okay...you are now a breath of fresh air.
When someone does not think they smell or stink.
Person 1: Hey brother, do you believe you smell or stink?
Person 2: No brother, I am A Breath Of Fresh Air.