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When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top
Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?
A turd with a sprinkle of cum on top, resembling icing.
My boyfriend treated me to a Christmas pudding this morning, it was unforgettable.
A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.
Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!
the day before christmas, normally named christmas eve, but is infact a celebration of the oldest member of one directions birthday and nothing more
dude its christmas eve!
i didnt know you were a louis tomlinson fan!
Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler
Jake! How did you get here so fast?
Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.
the “gæs” are an iconic groupchat on stan twitter. they have a musical, “gæs christmas musical” featuring one direction in many different forms
hey, have you seen the gæs christmas musical?
when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases
jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid