Come up dirty

For one to become affected by cannabis.

“If I smoke a joint through my nose, will I still come up dirty?”
“Yes randy, you will still come up dirty.”

fat come

stuff that comes out of ur massive fat ass

i had a fat come yesterday

bouta come through

going to come over/ stop by

oh you got cookies? save me some bc I'm bouta come through

A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.

Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

coming out

coming out gay or trans or or anything else

mother and father: what is what u want to tell me hun?
the kid: mom dad im coming out as transgender and gay
mom: good for you (or) its just a phase

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coming out

The disclosing of information about oneself, usually relating to sexual orientation, romanticism or gender identity, to a person or to people that were previously not aware of said information.

Jamie came out as gay to their family the other day.

I'm thinking about coming out as bisexual.

Hells coming to Breakfast

From a Clint Eastwood movie spoken by a native American his compadre. It means .... The shit gonna hit 🎯 the fan. Eastwood didn't fuck around!!! It means getting retribution... It means
JUSTICE! And these fuckin commie chinks say Budda say Oh ! do not seek revenge.. fore u must dig to graves... One for your enemy.. And one for You. BULLSHIT!!! Fuck China

Oh Shit! Hells coming to Breakfast