When a black woman has a hankering for a white boy spankering
Person one: "where's Lafonda?"
Person two: "Polly wants a cracker so she went in the bedroom"
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An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.
1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.
2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
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I can't believe you got arrested again. You stood on your cracker again, didn't you?
A black person who acts white.
Did you hear Darryl listening to country he is such a whole wheat cracker.
Food with no nutritional value attempting to be passed off as sustenance, often by a slightly more mature (yet fit, attractive and arguably fancier) woman to a younger man with a seemingly permanent carbohydrate deficit
“Mummy, Baby is hungry and needs food. Don’t be trying to put some fennel air cracker in me and call it dinner.”
A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.
Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!
Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!
Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank
It means to calm down, and expression
Fred: I'm so freaked out right know i'm so stressed
Mark: Soak your crackers, dude
Fred: fine