nippy dick

A dick that is so small, the balls stick out further than it.

Look at Glenn, he is pissing all over his balls with that little "nippy dick".

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Dick Bycicle

When you were having sex with a guy for so long, that the next day you are swaying side to side like you rode a bycicle for too long.

Ariana : I can't even walk right, I keep swaying side to side.
Nicki : dick bycicle?
Ariana : girl yes.

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desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

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dick sauce

What comes out of a cock during orgasm.

"Would you like some dick sauce on that taco?"

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Dick Splinter

A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.

Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.

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vacation dick

A horse size penis that you can't really handle but you figure f it I'm drunk and take it anyways.

Holy hell, he had a vacation dick Amy. I didn't think it would fit but I was so drunk it didn't even matter. Now I won't be able to walk right for weeks.

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cooking dick

1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).

"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah

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