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Cream Eye

Semen induced conjunctivitis, or pink eye, caused by explosive ejaculation into your partners eye

It had been so long since I came, my bucket load of semen hit her in the face and caused a cream eye, necessitating a visit to the eyewash station

by Eyeboy2015 March 8, 2015


bang eyes

A look seen in the eyes showing the desire to have sex with the person the eyes are directed towards

Chris totally had the bang eyes for Alex

by Crazylah October 9, 2013


bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.

Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!

by sixxon June 18, 2007


prong eye

Prong Eye : penis to retina contact.

Reece - Hey Celina what happened to your eye it looks like a sty.
Celina - Nah it’s prong eye.

by DoogsystuckitinherBoogsy July 5, 2018


Shawman eye

Shawman Eye is the eye of the Shawman...beware of its use for its summoning brings with it a presence so beware of the presence and use of " Shawman Eye" by Tru and Epiphany Thompson aka the seers of the Shawman

Beware of the Shawman Eye for the shawman lives now and forever spread the word the shawman lives.

by Shawman eye December 19, 2016


Eye Corset

slang for a woman who's had too many facelifts and her eyes are pulled back like an Egyptian cat. When viewed from the front, it appears there is a corset behind her head that has been made too snug.

This came about while watching Susan Lucci's most recent infomercial on face cream. I said, it looks like she has an Eye Corset! Her eyes were so taut they couldn't even close- like an Egyptian Hieroglyph!

Usage: Check out that "Eye Corset!".

by outlawmonk March 30, 2011


Pork Eye

When you accidentally get Pork in your eye during a morning show. Originated on Good Mythical Morning and Stevie is wrong.

You wanna get pork eye, not pink eye.

by djKENTO April 17, 2023