Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first
When you are drinking and your hair instantly becomes messed up
Oh no walker is family guy drunk again
Amy J is family guy drunk
Flawless family composed by 4 crazy-named girls (also one of them is the most perfect girl on this planet), 1 boy but maybe girl we don't really know, one hot mum, one dad but we don't know much about him and one cat, king of the meadow and he's married with my cat who's also the queen.
Ps : they don't have tv.
The distinctly unique smell that each family’s house hold has. All family households have a smell but families are nose blind to their own household smell.
I was at Karly’s house the other day and her house always has the same smell. My house doesn’t smell like anything. We don’t have a family scent.
A "Family Tubby" is something you give and/or receive from a family member in a bathtub. Giving a "family tubby" primely composes of bathing and caressing a younger family member (mainly a sibling) in a bathtub without remorse or regret after the fact.
"Diego, did you really touch your sister inappropriately when you were bathing her, she's only 5!"
"Well, yes, I did, but it was only a Family Tubby!"
A sacred event reserved for only one’s best of friends. Usually involves brisket and getting piss-drunk.
Person 1: “yo just so you know you’ve been cool recently so you get an invite to The family barbecue”
Person 2: “This Honor will not be misused.”
Hym "That is all your family first is right there 👆 Breeder dictatorship. It's literally a male chicken culling machine and there literally aren't even kids to murder for me to give you what you deserve."