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HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 25, 2003

44๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sexagesimal E.T. Dreidel-spinning Finger Fucking Double Shaft Licking Half Foot Mouth Party

A sex position involving 6 girls and 1 guy, where each member has an active role in pleasuring said male.
There are two females positioned at each station: the penis, the fingers, and the mouth.
One girl takes on the shaft while the other takes on the head.

One girl takes each arm and puts the male's fingers in any hole possible. Preferably both use the same hole to give the scene a symmetric view.

Lastly, two girls use their tongues and lips on the entirety of the guy's mouth. By the end of the session, there should be no spit in his mouth that belongs to him.

This is a great position to use when you simply have too many girls to attend to at once. If you happen to have more girls, you can place them on your stomach and chest - work anything out. I prefer to have them just sit there, until the point when I lose my breath and succumb more to the ladies positioned at the fingers.
If you would so desire, any extra girls can work on the feet.

Simply add +1 to the name of this position for each extra girl you have, up to +3. Anyone who has 10 girls at once could risk their performance during the exercise, so please use caution.

Last night I used the sexagesimal E.T. dreidel-spinning finger fucking double shaft licking half foot mouth party +2 with my lady friends. It is now my favorite position, and I refuse to use anything else.

by Im Judy :) August 25, 2017

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ey oh more passion more passion more energy more energy more footwork more foot work

a somg that came popular for some odd reason but its something that became a trend

person1: god im tired of running
younger brother: : ey oh more passion more passion more energy more energy more footwork more foot work
person1: ..
person1: i will yeet the baby

by rosymaplemoth November 9, 2023

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish

Another way to call someone a waste of oxygen.

Jogn: Bro Ezra you're such a Amazon Basics 50 Liter / 13.2 Gallon Soft-Close, Smudge Resistant Trash Can with Foot Pedal - Brushed Stainless Steel, Satin Nickel Finish
Ezra: Stfu Jergens Ultra Healing Hand and Body Lotion, Dry Skin Moisturizer with Vitamins C, E, and B5

by TheHolySampleText March 23, 2022


foot finder

a place that creepy people use to stare at feet

Justin bieber was caught looking at the app foot finder in his free time

by leilani12345 February 26, 2023


foot..soldierxx

foot..soldierxx Is a queen on Tiktok๐Ÿ‘‘

foot..soldierxx Is so amazing!

by F6b.gemini January 31, 2021


Foot sugar

when your bare feet have been collecting all of the debris on the dirty floor. at the end of the day u sit on the bed and rub your feet together to get rid of all of your foot sugar that has been collected from that day.

me: for fuck sakes hayley you forgot to rub your foot sugar before getting in bed

hayley: *rubs sugar in the sheets*

me: you dense arse

by assmuncher360 May 5, 2020