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An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.
4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*
A special burger with poblano pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sgt Poblano's Lonely Hearts Club Band Burger, you should try it!"
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A mixed drink involving equal parts of Five-Hour Energy and Jameson Irish Whiskey
Dude: "I think that guys dead"
Other Dude: "Yeah he was doing the Irish Heart Attacks"
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Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).
Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!
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(noun) a girl who is more gangsta then any nigga you know, and is worshipped by 489392483 myspace fucks. she like's to rape cats, and call bridgettedotcom a fag every two minutes.
LYKE omgfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeZ it's frandotandheartssemicolondotcine from MySpACe(*!@UEJD(DWKO!!!!
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You had been broken so many times. You still loved him knowing you were both broken. You had a broken soul, he had a broken heart, but you stuck together... until he left.
“She was a bleeding soul who loved his broken heart, even when he left and made her bleed even more.”
A phrase usually used by a guy to tell a girl that if another guy hurts her emotionally that he's there for her. Example: He will beat the living shit out of the other guy so that when his mother looks at him she says "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ what happened?" Most commonly used when a girl is going to get with another guy when the person saying this phrase has a crush on the girl.
Sally: I might go out with Johnny.
Mike: He breaks your heart I break his legs.
Mike: I'll break him so bad, when his mom looks at him she'll say "Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ."
Sally: Wow you really mean that Mike?
Mike: Yup.
Sally: I might think twice about going out with that asshole Johnny now..
Mike's thought: oriighht
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