Walk home via the bus stop

To have some sort of sexual interraction with a member of the opposite sex (or indeed same sex, depending on your orientation), but not go the whole mile and have actual intercourse.

"What did you do after you left the Hogs Head, Matt?"
"I was pretty drunk mate, I had to walk home via the bus stop"

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inside-the-park home run

The baseball themed innuendo equivalent to rape.

Bro #1: "Dude I totally ended last night with an Inside-the-park Home run."
Bro #2: "Isn't that illegal?"
Bro #1: "Not when the catcher's drunk!"
Bro #2: "Chyeah, brah!"

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look a little closer to home

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.

Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?

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Go The Fuck Home New York

The act of dislike against a fellow driver in which you share the road with, who is driving carelessly with a New York license plate.

I was driving down the freeway with Kbrown, and came across a New York driver acting a fool. I then stated, "GO THE FUCK HOME NEW YORK!", and proceeded with caution.

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Go home and snitch to your raticate

Go home and snitch to your raticate is a term used to tell raticates to go the f*ck home and snitch.
Raticates are people who are so annoying that anyone who meets them will feel suicidal.

Hey billy are you taking the bus today?
No milud this is the 113th time that you ask me today. GO HOME AND SNITCH TO YOUR RATICATE
Okay then...

I've got to take Justin home.

A bowel movement.

That Mexican food I ate for lunch ran right through me, I've got to take Justin home.

Also,

I have to take a wicked Stun.

Icy Roads, Take Me Home

Nostalgia over growing up and/or coming from in an 'icy' or snowy/cold environment.
An icy play on the saying 'Country roads, take me home'

Arman: You must like it here in the snow too?
Johnny: Icy roads, take me home.