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Something to say to hypocritical girls, who think every thing a boy does is wrong, even when they do it themselves or to girls who cry when someone doesn’t like them back, but acts cold-hearted to people who do like her.
“Stephane keeps indirect tweeting about Jimmy not liking her back, but she also doesn’t care about Bob’s feelings towards her. Damn, Boys are humans too”
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It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.
When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.
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a person whose name starts with l, ends with a and there are a, u and r in the middle
oh look at that beauty! ah ofc it’s laura, the cutest human ever
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the new form of child pornography...
You can look at a friend's ultrasound or a picture of a fertilized human egg to see child pornography, you don't have to go to 4chan anymore!
aka zilf
Sumfight - "The story just introduces another word that will probably hit urbandictionary.com, ZILF. Zygote I'd Like to..."
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A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dimensional binary scale to regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded imbalance -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" are acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imbalance, it would have to fail. So additionally, a continuous highly sklled effort to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are basically done only in two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok -- not to question. No question to prove, or disprove, and thus in error was accepted. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up human ways are being continuously done -- the fool is fooled over and over again.
See also: Real Up Human
John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive and maintain his fucked up existance.
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A girl lays down with her chest touching the floor and her face looking straight up (chin to floor); a guy then sticks his penis inside of the girls ass and proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her while placing his head, looking up, on top of hers; next (Straight) a girl with a strap sticks the dildo inside the guys ass, or (Homosexual) a guy sticks his fully erect penis inside of the other guys ass, and then proceeds to lay down (chest to back) on top of her or him placing her or his head on top of his; next a guy sticks his penis inside the girls or guys ass and proceeds to lay down on top of her or him placing his head on top of hers or his forming a connected totem pole of human heads.
Best friend: “Bro, couples night got crazy last night. We had 6 people in a Human Totem Pole. It was badass.”
Or
Ex-best friend: “Bro, I’m sorry. I thought it was my turn in the human totem pole.”
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Have you checked out the definition of "hoe life or no life"?
You are not really a hoe.
Dude1:hoe life or lifeless
Dude2:no,human life or no life
Dude1:no
Dude2:no
Dude1:no
Dude2:NONONONO
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