puerto rican sneak-her

A sexual move performed as follows:

When engaged in sex in a doggy style position, pull out and exclaim "Oh whoops, my dick fell out." Replace yourself with a large Puerto Rican friend, and let him resume. Wait a moment, then run around in front of partner and shout "Surprise!"

Alternate names: Juan Carlos Surprise, The Sneaky Thieving Mexican.

Hey Mike, how're you and Sandra doing?

Not to good man.. last night me and Juan did the Puerto Rican Sneak-her and she ain't to happy..

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Make her see the rainbow

An extreme orgasm that temporarily blinds a woman and they see the colors of the rainbow.

Luke ate that that thaang so good, he was able to Make her see the rainbow.

Kiss her ass day

On 12th of April you have to kiss her ass , just ask “can I kiss your ass” and she won’t resist

Today’s National Kiss Her Ass Day, be ready😘

Dead Kids on her Lips

To cum on a females lips after she gives you head.

Yo! After she sucked my dick she had my Dead Kids on her Lips.

doo-doo on her chest

another way to say "i'd have sex with him/her".

man did you see that hot girl, id doo-doo on her chest anyday.

Who would play her?

An inside joke from the web series “UNHhhh” with Trixie and Katya fans (commonly used to describe someone’s lookalike with any noun even if it comparatively does not make sense)

“My mom died yesterday”. “Who would play her?”.
“The Postmate’s guy came”. “who would play him?”.

Smashed her in the fish-pit

To nail a member of the fairer sex in the lady parts

Nick: you get any last night?

Joe: fuck yeah, I smashed her in the fish-pit........

Nick: nice :)