Wait, is that your car?

The Gold Digger's Anthem.

She kept giving me the polite brush off until I walked away and opened the door of my whip, then suddenly she got gold digger patriotic: "Wait, is that your car?"

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Move The Car George

This phrase can be related to Comics, TV Shows, Movies, books, or to any story where the perspective shifts completely for a few moments to (a) superfluous character(‘s) being interjected into the middle of the story, and have literally no significance nor bring any intrinsic value to the plot whatsoever. The said Character(’s) or events pertaining to them will NEVER come up again.

(Setting: Spider-Man is on a Bus fighting villains whom the leader of which is driving said bus into oncoming traffic.)

Spider-Man: “OH, NO! THAT VOLKS-WAGON- - !
(The perspective then shifts to the couple in the car whom have never been mentioned neither will it ever again.)
Car: Screech!
Woman In Car: “MOVE THE CAR GEORGE.”
George: “I-I can’t- -the batery’s DEAD- -!”
Woman: “George - - MOVE THE CAR.”
George: “I just TOLD you- -the- the battery- -”
Woman: “SHUTTUP AND MOVE THE CAR!”
(Bus hits Car which then gets flipped.)
Woman and George: “YAAAAHHH!”
Car (which is spinning on the pavement right side up making the sound.): SWOOT SWOOT SWOOT
(The couple are now upside in their car.”
Woman: “I told you to move the car, George.”
(The story then switches perspective back as if nothing had happened back to Spider-Man on the bus.)

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car seat headrest

a sutile form of saying you are either gay and furry OR you have never felt the touch of a woman

-dude i love car seat headrest!
-damn you should look for a therapist

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Ten Second Car

A car that can make a quarter mile (1/4 mile) run in under ten seconds, from a standstill start.

As heard in the fast and the furious movies.

Dominic Toretto: "What is that?"
Brian Earl Spielner/Brian O'Connor: "It's your car"
Dominic Toretto: "I said a ten SECOND car not a ten minute car"

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Blue Car Syndrome

The act of seeing or hearing something and then suddenly seeing it everywhere.

You buy a blue car, and suddenly you notice blue cars everywhere. This is Blue Car Syndrome.

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murder car

The PC/Xbox game, Halo.

Let's go play some Murder Car.

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Car Seat Headrest

An American indie rock band made for gay furries, by gay furries.

Dude 1: Yo! Did you hear the new Car Seat Headrest EP?
Dude 2: No, I'm more of a Weezer guy.

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