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When you are violently masturbating to the sound of death metal and as you climax, you think of your grandmother
“Something weird happened to me last night mate.. well I was milking my one-eyed snake to the sound of fleshgod apocalypse and as I came... well I thought of my gran. Bit of A Dirty Ending that one..”
Something very surprising
"Jesus, Wonders shall never end. are you foolish?"
Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm
Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,
Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?
I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw
Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
The act of taking uncooked spaghetti noodle and braking it up into small bite size peices, then placing the uncooked pasta into your partners anus, along with warm salt water. Then churning the anal cavity with your penis creating a vacuum seal and cooking the spaghetti similar to a pressure cooker. Once pasta is cooked you add cooked meatballs and marinara sauce with parm cheese into the ass. Then have you partner shit out resulting the contents on your french bread resulting in your North end meatball hero
Josh questioned the needed ingredients to create an epic north end meatball hero with Sam later the night after war zone.
The act of taking uncooked spaghetti noodle and braking it up into small bite size peices, then placing the uncooked pasta into your partners anus, along with warm salt water. Then churning the anal cavity with your penis creating a vacuum seal and cooking the spaghetti similar to a pressure cooker. Once pasta is cooked you add cooked meatballs and marinara sauce with parm cheese into the ass. Then have your partner shit out resulting the contents on your french bread resulting in your North end meatball hero
Josh questioned the needed ingredients to create an epic north end meatball hero with Sam later that night after war zone.
Taco Bell End.
A Taco Bell End is a gimpy teenager (normally named TJ) who loiters with his gimpy friends in a Taco Bell for warmth whilst causing trouble and speaking in double negatives.