Random
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Random
(noun)
1. A person who is not proficient in anything.
2. A person who lacks focus, constantly bouncing from one job to the next, while mastering none.
My friend Larry has been unsuccessful as a business man, a teacher, an artist and a musician. He's like a Jack-Of-No-Trades.
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Owner of Hyperion who also wears a mask over his deformed ass face, and has a sentient horse made of diamonds.
“Don’t be a handsome jack and be the owner of the machine that revives their enemies over and over again”- game theory, and my inaccurate memory
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A smooth Tennessee sippin' whiskey. Sold as green label, black label, Gentlemen Jack, Single Barrel, and the rare Silver Select. Distilled and bottled out of the Jack Daniel Distillery in the beautiful Lynchburg, Tennessee. If you ever get a chance I'd highly reccommend going. Been there twice and can't wait to go back!! Dusty is the BEST tour guide ever. I love you buddy!
Last month I drove 7 hours to Lynchburg to sip on some smooth Jack Daniel's Tennessee whiskey, drink Jack on Jack's grave, and see my buddy Dusty.
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The Act of drinking your friend's pee after he mixes it into a coca cola with his penis
Tyler peed in a Coca Cola, mixed it with his dick, and then Garry drank it, in other words, it was a Dirty Jack
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The best drop kick ever! Look the video up on YouTube.
Vic: Ima neck you Joel!
Joel: Do that shit and Ima Jumbo Jack yo bitch ass!
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Finding someone's Facebook/Myspace is still logged in and posting a new status update as them, usually to embarrass them.
John status jacked Jane last night on Facebook did you see? It said she was eating ice cream off of her dogs belly.
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