Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.
Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!
A mentally disabled mongoloid that is taken advantage of by creeps on tiktok for views. Known for having hella racing stripes in almost every pair of pants he owns. He's also an alleged diddler
Bro did u see johnny elbows on tiktok hit the griddie
Another name for Gianfranz
Gianfranz is a fortfuck
Jesus: 'Did you hear Johnny Ferret watched porn in class?'
God: 'Did you know that Johnny Ferret is also a fortfag?'
Jesus: 'NO WAY!!!'
To be Johnny Tambourine you have to get absolutely black out drunk and be an absolute liability. Although you may be entertaining to your friends it doesn’t matter because you can’t remember most of the night
Mate I got so fucked last night I went full Johnny tambourine
Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long