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the best duo thats hilarious asf and dumb
Person 1: Who are the people that are hilarious and dumb?
Person 2: Jake and Johnnie
A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.
I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone
Hiding in the closet while your friends get in trouble, and once they find you, you act like you don't know whats going on.
Did you hear what joe did, he got caught pulling a johnnie. What a dickhead.
you KNOW what this means!
Johnny: I dont know what that means...
Me: You're Literally Johnny Hernandez-ing Right Now
Posing as a cab driver to commit sexual offences.
Jimmy got caught Johnny Cabbing last night. He's probably going to get 15 years.
Is one who spreads his genes througout his path with an orgasmic arm thrust and sow it grows. (E.G. Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, maybe Bill Cosby)
Dude, you've got kids all over the place like Johnny Applegenes.
A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.
Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd