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When a parent who has no idea about game genres tries to adress one.
Parent: "Stop playing those Kill-'em-ups and do some homework!"
when something terrible happens
"brad asked me out. like. omg kill me!"
Person: oh no killer!
Spanish killer: ~kills you in spanish~
Person: ~dies~
It's like a buzzkill but for kids who are not old enough to drink.
Kid 1: The babysitter made this lameass limeaid stuff instead of letting us drink Pepsi.
Kid 2: What a Buzz Lightyear kill.
Actual white spiders have bacteria that decays the flesh and have a white tip on their arse. So it means both to push a heap of cum out of your pussy in an attempt to avoid an STD and watch it slide down the toilet bowl. Or to simply spray a heap out of cum out of your arse (again to avoid an STD) so that is spreads in the toilet and trickles down the sides like spider legs.
I don't like killing , even white spiders, but in this case it was to protect my family.
Just killed a white spider by taking the load internally and pushing it out down the toilet bowl.
A person who is too stupid for words. A person that you wonder how and why they are still alive. A person so stupid that you know it's just a matter of time before they are killed by nothing more than their shear stupidity.
On 3 separate occasions I have seen people standing next to their cars unable to unlock their car door because the battery in the key fob had died and they didn't know what to do. On each occasion I took the keys from their hands and unlocked the door WITH THE KEYS! Man! Talk about WALKING-ROAD-KILL!
Refers to the skit on episode 6, season 2 of the Eric Andre Show where Eric Andre shoots Hannibal Buress and then asks “Who killed Hannibal?”
Used to indicate when a person or group wonders why something happened or why someone would do something when they are the one’s at fault for causing it.
Person A is shitty to their girlfriend and she leaves him.
Person A: Why would she do this?
Person B: Well, who killed Hannibal?