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Mountain badger

A woman over the age of 50 sexually attracted to younger men

My grandmother is interested in my best friend. Definitely mountain badger activity!

by Xrock79 July 31, 2017


Smoky Mountains

Blowing smoke between a woman’s breasts

I went out with a guy last night and he totally gave me the Smoky mountains

by Herseyki$$e$ December 31, 2024


mountain trash

bassically any broke northern cali medicnal marijuana grower.these guys are the help not the owners of property,they typically live in tents or broke down rvs.generally the have no money and will drink all your beer.

man i went to this hill to trim and the mountain trash drank all my beer and whiskey.

by buddysmoken December 19, 2013


the mountain between us

sophisticated idiom for "the friendzone"

It's so nice laying here gazing at the stars... just you, me, and the mountain between us.

by oneofamind October 5, 2017


Jamaican blue Mountain

A expensive ass coffee that the beans come out of monkey shit. Crazy ass monkeys get there shit picked through for coffe beans.

Man this Jamaican blue Mountain coffee smells like monkey ass.

by Bsy420 March 12, 2018


Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt

People of a high-status should never downgrade themselves to the same tactics that lowlifes do; which includes but, not limited to trash-talk, mudslinging, rumor spreading, gossiping, slandering, lying etc.

Ronald Reagan always believed Mountains shouldn't flatten themselves to fight dirt and that's why he never ran on a slander campaign.

by EmJayee February 10, 2021


Mountain Head

Mountain Head is a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others. Many cases lead to the victim being described as hella gay.

Guy 1: Look at that guy, he has a severe medical condition caused when excessive semen buildup around the cranial region leads to a severely malformed appearance, often attracting the attention of others.
The Ghost of Hitler: Yeah, he’s a fucking mountain head

by Brick Frick November 30, 2017