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alabama hot potato

Similar to an Alabama Hotpocket, but instead of shitting into the woman's vagina, you shit into her asshole. Then she passes your shit back into your asshole. The more people playing the more fun, just like the game hot potato. Whomever has the shit in them when the countdown stop is out and the game continues until only 1 person remains.

We got the crew together last night for a big game of Alabama Hot Potato. Jessica lasted the longest but lost at the very end to Brian.

by Ritch850 September 25, 2020

10πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


alabama slam and pound

An Alabama slam and pound i when you are participating in coitus with your m8 and you are between the girls legs and you are choking you out whilst slamming her pussy like your angry sister slams her door.

Man i heard Sensei Frank Alabama slam and pounds his wife every night

by scrublord360noscope July 5, 2014

5πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Alabama Christmas Morning

when a person of a β€œwhite-trash” lifestyle cums in their daughter’s face Christmas Morning as she sleeps waiting for Santa.

Roy came home from the bar at four in the morning after the Potato Festival Christmas Eve party and gave Abby-Joe an Alabama Christmas Morning.

by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008

12πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Alabama ear infection

the act of masterbaiting and explooging in ones ear and pissing in the other. While there asleep. Causing ear infection

" haha stupid bitch, I Alabama ear infectioned you! That's what u get for not pleasuring me!"

by Oliver clothsoff May 28, 2009

7πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Alabama Threesome Syndrome

A medical condition in which two sperm from two different males fertilize two eggs from the same female, followed by the merging of the two fetuses.

It is unsure at the time whether or not any cases of Alabama Threesome Syndrome have been confirmed.

by Dr. Dukes August 23, 2009

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


South Alabama Freeze Pop

First you take a dump and put the turd on a stick. Then you put it in the freezer until its nice and frozen, eat, and enjoy.

"Hey I tried making a South Alabama Freeze Pop last night, but it wouldn't freeze all the way."
"You should try leaving it in the freezer for a little longer. It's worth the wait."

by fruityrudy December 6, 2014

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Alabama grease gun race

At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.

The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.

"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."

by Alabamian Freedom fighter July 29, 2021