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National grab your cats ass day!
November 20th, National grab your cats as day allows you to grab your cats ass at any point today without consequences.
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aint that yo girl better go get some butt its November 6
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1) A movie starring Keanu Reeves.
2) An exclamatory used to describe something that was the epitome of shit.
Sweet November that movie was crap!
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1st of november is the day when your boyfriend has to be an absolutely husband material!!
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The only day in “No Nut November” where you can ejaculate; however you may only ejaculate by receiving oral sex.
Boy 1: thank god tomorrow is November 16
Boy 2: why?
Boy 1: I can finally ejaculate, by receiving oral sex
Boy 2: ohhh. Ill ask Tiana for head then
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if you were born on this day you are a thick god. you secretly want to kill your bestie. you are extremely gorgeous and you most likely want attention by doing bad things. you hate school and you love your cousins but only 3.
friend 1: who is that?
friend 2: idk but she/he was born on november 29.
friend 1: that explains why she's thick.
friend 2: she wears those pants to get attention to show her booty.
friend 1: its okay, because i enjoy the view.
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November 22nd is national Starbucks Day ! Celebrate today with your favorite coffee or tea from Starbucks!
Person 1: When’s national Starbucks Day?
Person 2: Today! It’s November 22nd !
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