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Mountain Football

A fart contest. Rules vary from region to region, but the goal is to outfart your opponent(s). Best played in groups, so everyone can vote on various fart attributes such as tone quality, attack, release, aromatic quality, and whether it sounds like a particular animal or vocalization. Dutch-ovening your opponents is an automatic disqualification; crop-dusting is encouraged for extra entertainment.

Vic: Those baked beans were delicious, babe.
Sue: Yep, they sure were. Hope you're limbered up and ready for some Mountain Football tonight.
Vic: *frrrrrp??*
Sue: AHAHAHAAAA, you're ahead of me! That one went up at the end and sounded kind of like a question. I award six points and the extra conversion point for style.

by YuliaTheWitch June 4, 2024


mountain range

A bunch of pimples lined up on someones face that looks like the Himalayas. When someone has a mountain range means they probably sweat a lot during activities or don't shower at all.

Dude people might brag about climbing Mount Everest but they'll never climb that mountain range on Dustin's face.

by dbl07 December 22, 2016


Rocky Mountain Sunrise

A rocky mountain is a are and solid shit, sometimes containing peanuts found an a sleeping victims chest. The "sunrise" is often added to the end of the phrase when the victims mountains are also urinated on.

Not to be confused with a Snowy Rocky Mountain, which is a shit with powdered sugar or semen on it.

Dude, Darryl gave us all a Rocky Mountain Sunrise. What a sick bastard.

by SouthParkSkiInstructor March 31, 2012


Mountain Gay

A hardworking ranch hand, nature walk loving , boot and flannel button up wearing , Homosexual man.

My friend isn't an "omg gross, teeheehee " type of gay man. He's a mountain gay

by DANG,THAT SUCKS July 11, 2023


Blue Mountains Line

A railway line in New South Wales that runs from Central to Lithgow via Blacktown, Richmond, Kurrajong, Bell and Zig Zag in both directions and runs from Central to Lithgow via Blacktown, Penrith, Katoomba, Bell and Zig Zag in the Lithgow direction only.

The Blue Mountains Line does not run between Katoomba and Penrith so it will take me 93 minutes by bus.

by OfficeMS September 21, 2024


Old Jim And The Mountain Orchard Band

The absolute best indie folk band in the town of st. louis MO. and thats legit.

"i subconciously killed myself when i paused old jim and the mountain orchard band.

by Old Jimbob2 October 12, 2010


mountain lion hunter

A mountain lion hunter is a male, who specifically targets older less attractive females. Not to be confused with a "cougar hunter" (a man who hunts older yet seemingly attractive women). On the surface it may appear this man lacks finese in his approach. Simply looking for easy sexual targets...

However, their objective isn't always sexual gratification. Often his agenda can be more sinister and calculated such as looking for a mountain lion that will provide financial security or career advancement.

I can't believe boned that Mountain Lion, Tim really is a "Mountain Lion Hunter".

by STEVEN WITH A "PH" February 1, 2018