baby neck jam

1. The accumulation of milk, food, lint or other non distinct matter between the rolly polly fat layers of a baby's neck.

2. A meal that is so unidentifyable and mushy that it is comparable to a baby's neck jam.

1. Eww, I need a baby wipe to clean out Lily's baby neck jam.

2. Gee, mom, what did you cook? Baby neck jam? I'm ordering a pizza.

In music: "Oh hot damn baby neck jam, keep on wiping it fast as I can..."

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Ro Jam Bo

a game you play with more than 2 people to choose a person who does a certain task. You start off like rock paper scissors except you say "Ro Jam Bo" and you on "BO" you point your finger at who you want to do the task and whoever has the most fingers pointing at them has to do the task.

person #1:"So who is going to take out the trash?"
person #2"It should be you"
person #3"NO!"
person #1"There's only on way to settle this.. Ro Jam Bo"
All: "Ro Jam Bo"
person #1: Most of the fingers are pointing at you, you have to take out the trash"

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white boy jams

Music specifically designed for white people; music that white people love to listen to.

Jon: What's your favorite song?
Rick: I'm a fan of NSYNC.
Jon: Oh, so you like to listen to white boy jams?

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Vacuum Jam Fart

See Cranburricane
The state of which a person is in while producing a Cranburricane.
This however, is more of a male style of Cranburricane.

Joe: Wow! Did you just do a Cranburricane?
Herbert: No you silly! I am a man, therefor, it was a Vacuum Jam Fart

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redneck traffic jam

Woodward Dream Cruise

The Woodward Dream Cruise is a redneck traffic jam

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penisbutter and jam sandwich

A peanut and butter sandwich with a penis inserted into it

i really wanted my PB and J for lunch but ben made it penisbutter and jam sandwich

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two hand jam

you know, some bball?

larry: shiiiit, two hand jam?
johnlarry: dont you mean bball?
larry: yup.

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