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when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes
ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes
To follow through with a fart and soil yourself
“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”
The Silicon chip is now used as a dildo for the penis it used to be used for gay porn. # blackpeoplecanbegaytoo
I can't wait until I go home so I can play with my silicon chip whilst face timing Philbobsteve
The guy from the "death note" manga named light yagami, yeah, take an 'L' of you don't know him
Guy 1: omg I saw the potato chip man
Guy 2: who?
Guy 1: you fucking idiot, it's light yagami.
When you rub chips on you balls then offer it to a friend. He will think your being a kind person offering to share your snack but he has no idea.
This one time at band camp, joe ate hunters nut chips.
Hey man im going to give that fucking midget over there some nut chips
Someone who eats mostly snacks. While these people do eat full meals, they prefer not to.
Person A: What happened to the pretzels?
Person B: Person C ate them all.
Person A: He’s a bigger chip bin than I am, and that says a lot!
Noun. Chips that have been crunched into sprinkles. The legit leftovers that most went even ponder to eat. Good for sandwiches.
Big dog my brother said he left me some chips on the table. This kid went so ham on this bag all he left me was crumb chips!!