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very good book that was reacently made into a movie. about vampires taking over a town in alaska and cutting them off from the rest of the world.
did you go see 30 days of night?
no man
you should have it was fukin kick ass
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An incident that involved a group of 30-40 blacks running around the Iowa State Fair attacking whites while yelling 'Its Beat Whitey Night!'
So far, its being investigated, but no one knows whether or not it was racially provoked(Aside from anyone that isnt brainwashed.). Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson havent said a word of it, nor has the Media for the most part.
Did you hear about what happened at the fair?
No, what?
Some blacks ran around assaulting white citizens! They were yelling Beat Whitey Night!
Wow!
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1. A kick-ass 1990 social commentary book detailing a typical football season for the Permian High School Panthers of Odessa, Texas.
2. A mediocre 2004 movie filled with factual errors, yet still loved for its "realism".
3. What? NBC hasn't filed for Chapter 11 yet?
1. My English teacher didn't let me read Friday Night Lights in high school because it was full of Boobie.
2. Hell no, I don't wanna watch Friday Night Lights. They left out half the damn book.
3. Congratulations, Friday Night Lights. You just saved a television network.
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An excessive state of female vaginal wetness. To be Prom Night Wet a female becomes increasingly wet and extremely moist with vaginal wetness throughout the course of an evening that includes dining, dancing and entertainment from which she develops strong, anticipations regarding sexual activity that will eventually occur with her mate capping off the excitement.
Roger took his girlfriend out for a night on the town, the wining and dining had Cindy all worked up. Knowing she would be giving up the vajajay later for a hot beef injection, she became Prom Night Wetthroughout the evening.
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The dance you decide to have that makes you miss your last train home.
We were out having a shocking time when Norman thought he noticed a hot chick giving him serious cut eye on the dance floor. Norm suddenly got excited and pogo-ed onto the floor, knocking into people and causing a domino effect. 15 revellers toppled over into a heap. Furious, the hot chick toe-punted him in his tip and threw her Tahiti Ticker cocktail in his face. The bouncers dived on him and proceeded to batter him with bicycle chains until the ambulance arrived.
We got into an all-against-all brawl on the N25 home. I was taken to the London Hospital in a Police helicopter!
Fucking Norm and his Night Bus Dance!!!
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In poker, three of a kind, kings. The name comes from the hand's abbreviation (KKK). "Alabama night riders" was slang, in the early half of the 20th century for the Ku Klux Klan.
He had two pair, but the Alabama night riders won the pot.
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Masturbating while deficating.
I walked in to the men's room and I caught little Johnny having a Bismarck Saturday night.
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