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weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.
person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away
A pornographic literature, usually in form of a fanfic read in the morning, public or otherwise "inappropriate" time or place
Weeb1: Hey I found this AMAZING fic from (insert fandom). I gotta warn you tho it's of explicit kind.
Weeb2: Sounds like my morning paper.
The highest quality of paper and can't be found at any Wal-Mart. #TheGoodShit
Hey bro gimme some of dat ayour paper so I can rub it on my money to give it more value
When someone uses all the restroom paper and doesn't replace it.
"Hey, can you please pass me the TP? The last person in here was a paper pillager."
That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.
4-5 reams of paper in a box with string/zipties holding them to the user's feet; Most commonly used to compete in Flonkerton, an Icelandic sport
Kevin was unable to lift his paper snow shoes, so Phyllis won the game of Flonkerton.
Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.
The girls enjoyed paper membrane sacking (PMS) in the Caribbean waters more than snorkeling.