post nasal lip

Used to describe the facial features of persons whose noses are precariously close to their upper lips. Due usually to one of three factors: (1) an excessively large nose, (2) an excessively large upper lip, or (3) accidents involving underage shaving.

J: I went in for the kiss and almost swallowed his nose.
Friend of J: Yo, that's cuz he's got post nasal lip.

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post-sex forkstream

when a man urinates after sex and his piss forks due to semen remaining in the urethra or at the tip of the penis that obstructs the flow.

Joe always gets piss on the toilet seat and even on the floor next to the toilet because of his post-sex forkstream.

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Post-Apocalyptic Currency

A Handjob.

Your birthday party wasn't a total loss; at least I got some post-apocalyptic currency.

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post-historic times

the era following the post-modern era. As new media provides instant documentation of events both large and small, and all recordings of earlier historic records are contained online, this era will be one in which our understanding of time and global events will be within the context of momentary and fleeting bits of information.

Study of history will be a fluid and all-encompassing creative work.

the New York Times? man, that's such a post-historic times entity...

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post modern english

the language derrived from english that inhabits aol and msn and such.

i gtg, latta. lmao, rofl, ttyl, ;), lol, and other such crap

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Post traumatic stress

The feeling of unease and irreversibility following a post on facebook, waiting for someone to respond to it. Post traumatic stress is usually caused by the uncertainty of how the post will be received, if at all. The condition usually goes away after a couple of comments or likes.

- Dude, why are you checking your facebook all the time?
- I posted something a couple of hours ago and no-one has commented on it. No-one!
- You’re having a case of post traumatic stress.
- I know. Posting shit on facebook is bad for you.
- Come on, let’s build a computer out of wood instead of waiting for someone to like your post.

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ex post facto

a retroactive law, a law that retroactively changes the legal consequences of acts committed or the legal status of facts and relationships that existed prior to the enactment of the law.

Guy 1: I just murdered dat bitch for facing me!
Guy 2: Damn! Dat Dumb fuck Bush just laid down a law 'bout dat shit!
Guy 1: Motha fucka!
Guy 2: Shit! You is screwed--dat law is ex post facto!

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