r u serios

Internet slang meaning, "are you serious?", usually followed by the disbelieving remark, u canot b serios.

see serios

n00b: my license got suspended
reply: r u serios? u canot b serios! OMG WTF!

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Em R Lang

a little creature that dwells in small towns and is evil at all hours of the day. Em R Lang's buy evil capes at Wal-Mart. If you ever meet an Em R Land, be careful of the pinky, for it is the evilest of all the fingers.

Youngin 1: "Look at that girl over there, she looks nice!"

Youngin 2: "Whoa! Be Careful! That's an Em R Lang!!! They are the beastly-est and evilest of all the land dwellers and sea dwellers!"

Youngin 1: "EEK!"

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Toys R Us

Nothing

Me: Remember Toys R Us?
Them: What the fuck is that??

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r u thar

Bastardized Internet shorthand for 'are you there'

a: Hey, say something!
...
a: dood, r u thar?
b: Sorry. I was away, burying him.

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A R S E

A term used by people who don’t like calling people straight out assholes.

Why do you need to be such an arse?

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Git R dun

A phrase that finds it's way through redneck's ear and out his ass hundreds of times a day. It is actually french for "I would like someone to shove a pencil with a troll on the eraser up my asshole". Please abide.

Boy 1: "Git R Dun"!!!

Boy 2 ::Shoves troll-tipped pencil up Boy 1's cornhole::

All is well in the forest.

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H. R. Puffinstuff

"H. R. Puffinstuff" means "smoking pot".

We LOVE H. R. Puffinstuff!

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