WHEN YOU BEAT YOUR DICK AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
Dude, that Road runner syndrome really did a number on my cock, and hand
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The person in the passenger sheet who caters to the drivers every need.
Nicole dipped my chicken nuggets in bbq and fed them to me. Sheβs the best road trip hoe.
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The intricately refined art of a man dragging his penis down a women's back starting from her neck and ending at her anal cavity.
"Dude, last night I gave that hoe a Russian Road Burn, I made her explode from my magic touch.
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A parlay bet involving Univerity of North Carolina and Duke and possibly, if in a pinch, Wake Forest or NC State
I was having a rough weekend at the sports book but then I took a big Tobacco Road Parlay and won it all back
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The act of ass fucking someone with a frozen popsicle made of Guinness.
Molly hoped Johnny would take her on The Rocky Road to Dublin.
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A terrible school in a suburb of Chicago, Illinois, that is full of gamers, skaters, and posers. The least popular, and least liked school in district 102.
Hey man where did you go to school?
I went to Forest Road School
wow that sucks
not really, forest road taught me how to prestige daily on COD
fuck you
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