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When you put cocaine in your urethra and cum in a woman
I gave that bitch some salty snow
It all stated because he couldent sit in a FUCKING SEAT. And he has a small penis (Im not gay)
Salty Cellarius Is a fucking whore
It all started because he didn't sit in a FUCKING seat and he has a small penis (im not gay)
Salty Cellarius You fucking whore
When you start getting hot and heavy and instead of putting on a condom, you pour at minimum 6 packets of iodized salt into her vagina.
“Yo Chad I heard you banged Linda!”
“Yeah man she was an easy rider”
“I thought you said you didn’t have condoms tho.”
“It’s alright I just gave her a salty Oklahoma.”
Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.
Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!
Describing (for men) the penis when you get a hard on at the beach and the sand wont rub away
"ah bro i got a salty fork"
a what
"sand in my dick"
I dropped as a pepper and came out salty
Mum: wheres the salt
fat kid : drop at salty springs nig nig