Aw shit

something you say when something bad happens

I just fucked your mother, aw shit

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your shit

1} A divorce terminology mostly used by an ex, or soon to be ex-wife. Refers to a little tiny small pile of "your shit." Usually clothes and/or pictures spread sporadically upon the front lawn or in a box of "your shit." In some cases it is found to be accompanied along some things you didn't think that you owned. FIRST would be Anal Lube with a little pretty bow on it. SECOND would be a small metal object, also with a cute little pretty bow on it, called a nail clipper. So that you won't scratch your ankles when you grab them to take it up the ass by her lawyer. And THIRD would be a key to a post office box set up in your name only, that when you check it, find it full of bills ... the kind that need to be paid ... not the ones with dead presidents on them.

2} What is left on the end of her lawyers schlong from you.

3} Something said when you find your key doesn't fit in the door anymore.

4} Also denoted in the song from Beyonce.

1} Dear John ... here is your shit ... and, some gifts.
Love,
Jane Doe

2} You don't call me anymore :(

3} "YOU THINK THAT YOUR SHIT DOESN'T STINK?!"

4} To the left To the left To the left
To the left To the left To the left
Everything you own in the box to the left
In the closet that's my stuff - Yes

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shit pits

A rotten, pungent odor infested armpit with visible stains soaking through the undershirt.

Adam's shirts are always nasty, his shit pits make the toilet at a rest stop look clean.

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shit ghost

A fart that is SO bad, you can actually see it for a second, and it resembles a green or brown ghost.

I just had a shit ghost following me!!!!

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Shit Lipper

Someone who is constantly flapping their lips while shit flies out.

Amanda is a real shit lipper. The crackhead bitch is always talking shit about her friends.

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shit talker

1. One who talks shit
2. One who talks to others while shitting

1. No one likes a shit talker
2. No one likes a shit talker

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suck shit

A term used when you gloat over another person's misfortune.

Friend: Damn, I just lost that $10 note.

Me: Suck shit.

or

Friend: I tried to ask out this hot chick, but she said no.

Me: Suck shit.

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