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A shot consisting of blue monster and apple smash. Also known as marshmallow madness.
Hey man lets do some lemont shots!!
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What happens to a person who has consumed too many jello shots.
Jake got shot-faced at his birthday party. The result? Embarrassing pictures that night and technicolor vomit the next morning! Ewww!
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When you are so turned on during masturbation that you blow your entire load in one sitting, effectively making it painful to masturbate the rest of the day. In other words, in one shot you've cleared your load
"Did you and Jessica do it?"
"Nah man she teased me and I went into the bathroom and had a total clearance shot"
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A cunt who is clueless all day does nothing productive and is a waste of oxygen
Girl 1:"You're a shot cunt!"
Girl 2 several minutes later:"They're such shot cunts"
Much confused laughter from posh recipents of insult
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Ejaculating deep in a female's vagina
I.e., blowing your load in her "gut"
Friend: Why are you buying a pregnancy test?
Girl: Dan took a gut-shot in me the other week and now my period is late
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The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
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Swallowing any type of substance down your throat fast
She really shot down that drink it must have been nasty
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