nellis-syndrome

an illness which results in the victim developing an obsession of trumpets, a classic sign of someone with nellis-syndrome is if they try and sell goods for discount prices. e.g coke

"hey, wanna buy coke for 40p?"
"no, its clear you have nellis-syndrome"
"dam!"

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microwave syndrome

When a wireless internet signal is interrupted by a nearby running microwave.

Guy: Hey sorry I got disconnected from chat, my computer got microwave syndrome.

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Iyeman syndrome

morons who will say something stupid in feeble attempts to be funny

"This thread has some serious potential..."

"I'm hoping the same too although I fear I'll have to filter at least ten more morons who suffer from the Iyeman syndrome~."

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Goldfish Syndrome

being bored very easily as well as being easily amused; anything will catch your attention, so you loose your train of thought, that and you have the attention span of a goldfish

classic Goldfish Syndrome:
hi i'm sam. do you like my bowl? oh look sea puff!
hi i'm sam do you like my bowl? oh look a sea puff!

hey, do you like - oooooo shiny!

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Tucson syndrome

severe suicidal feelings or thoughts, similar to those brought forth by prolonged stays in the city of Tucson, Arizona.

Man, living in 1980's East Berlin is giving me a severe case of Tucson Syndrome.
The doctor succumbed to his Tucson Syndrome and swallowed several bottles of Codeine.

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LL Syndrome

LL Syndrome is a theory used to explain the phenomenon of the internet hivemind liking something when it is new and unpopular, then hating it once it becomes discovered, especially in the non-internet realm. It falls into three distinct phases: delusions of grandeur, consciousness of popularity and then hatred and disdain.

Oh god, Family Guy and Dane Cook so used to be funny. They've just been LL Syndrome'd now and they're no longer funny.

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Gaga syndrome

When a certain person becomes completely obsessed with Lady Gaga and tries to mimic her hair, makeup, clothing, and singing style he or she has Gaga Syndrome. But if you try to copy Lady Gaga's awesomeness only one thing can happen--you fail miserably. Side-effects might include making music videos where you say that you "Can't be Tamed", having wings in the video, or a huge amount of makeup on (*cough cough MILEY CYRUS cough cough*).

Did you see Miley Cyrus' "Can't Be Tamed" video?
Yeah! She has a serious case of Gaga Syndrome!

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