Take up arms

(v.) to arm oneself or a group to attack a force.

The militia took up arms against the invaders.

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taking retards to the zoo

Taking retards to the zoo, is an activity which beholds the stupidity of all man kind. Leading a bunch of mentally dysfunctional people through the most meaningless of tasks. Also a song by the dead milkmen.

How do I send this email? Jesus really it's like taking retards to the zoo.

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Take care of the kid

To satisfy someone sexually; orally, usually to repay a favor.

"Sure I'll pay for your drinks, but you gotta Take care of the kid, know what I mean?

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taking out the trash

dating a guy or girl that someone else tossed out like the trash

I dumped Susanna last month and now Benji is tappin' that ass. That fucking garbage man is always taking out my trash.

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take him to the stacks

A term implying sexual actions are desired between an employee and a non-employee, usally a patron, in a public library.

Primarily used among femals, although it is not limited to them, as a sort of code term when a coworker, boss, or patron is in listening range.

My coworkers and i made this up when an average looking guy came to check out some books and we didnt want our uptight boss to know we were tailking about fucking him in the dark and dusty stacks of books that no one even knows exists.

ME: That blonde guy was in, AGAIN.
COWORKER: I dont know which one. Is he hot?
ME: Well, I'D take him to the stacks.

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taking someone's flower

to take someone's virginity

taking someone's flower: He took my flower when I was 16

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taking me to church

sym. to "giving me life" = anything that moves your spirit and makes you raise your hands and say, "Hallelujah!"

Ex. Her outfit is taking me to church! ::praying hands emoji::

That new episode of Real Housewives is taking me to church.

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